Entry: coachella fest Saturday, April 24



    Wow.. its been a long time since i've looked at this blog... i apologize for that, but have been busy recently with school and money issues... speaking of which, anyone want to hook me up with some saturday coachella fest tickets?.. i'll pay up to and including $3.76... that's pretty much all i got right now...

    Anyhow, i was perusing my usual CPU magazines looking at all the new technology coming out that i can't afford (it's nice to stay on top of things), and reading my idol's (Chris Pirillo) monthly column while i was taking a shit, when i got to an AMD processor article toward the back...


AMD Me.


    At first glance it looks like this man is pissed off at his computer, which we all do from time to time :-P.... the heading reads, "My adrenaline fix just isn't what it used to be. Double the dose."... "AMD Me."..

    This is a new campaign by AMD to help their sales, since Intel is obviously fucking them in the asshole with their "more megahertz is better" sales approach (although the heat that comes off a p4 3.2 ghz die is enough to heat a small apartment)... back to the topic at hand...

    This man obviously needs more power!... don't we all?.... i curiously looked at his nice lcd screen to find out exactly what he needed all this power for... so i zoomed in...


I need more power!


    If that picture is too shitty a quality to read, it displays in a DOS prompt:

C:>dg
'dg' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

C:>
C:>
C:>
C:>
C:>adf
'adf' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

C:>sdf
'sdf' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.


    As you can see in the picture, it continues the rest of the way down... thank god he has access to all those gigaflops, so he can type random shit in a cmd dialog window... think i'm gonna save my money up, then buy a new processor so i can run 'asf', 'dg', and 'asdf' commands all day...

    Anyhow, go here and take this test (without cheating)... post what you get if you do it fairly... i got a 20 / 30... fuck beans i say... fuck beans...

    I'm out... catch you after i take another shit...

-Aunt Jemima


Lego Server - over 1/2 TB
   

   2 comments

Finn
September 26, 2010   12:17 PM PDT
 
Awesome Post. I add this Post to my bookmarks.
MaThIbUs
June 19, 2004   08:00 AM PDT
 
Ooh yeah :)

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