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Thursday, February 3
He's the shizniggles



- Harry J. Sachz
  Hoping picture works, Sachz Inc.
 

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Monday, January 31
i love it

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHA i'm hungry HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



    I have two questions....

    1). Why would a car company take an obviously bad ass vehicle (used for military purposes for armored troop transportation with submersable capabilities and run flat tires), and "update" it and make it appealing to middle age women and apparent sexually inadequate white men?...

    2). Do said people actually think they're "cool", "hip", or "safe" in an ugly thing like that?...

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.


- John Dough
  Doer of Deeds, Sachz Inc.
 

Posted at 12:59 am by Sachz
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Saturday, January 22
women

    So i was sitting in my psychiatrists chair the other day remembering days past when the doc asked me about my thoughts about women... after a blank stare for about 20 minutes, my mind had finally pieced together what i wanted to say (without sounding like a loon to the shrink)... i replied, "Wow..... first off..... they preach honesty, loyalty, commitment and love... then they turn around and do the exact opposite... for instance"... then i pulled out this picture in my wallet:


Love at first sight


    "Now doc, do you think this woman would look twice at this man if he hadn't a dollar in his pocket?".. then i pulled out this one:


Honesty is the key to a healthy relationship


    "There's a good example of love right there... she must really love the fact he's rich and going to die soon...."


She hot, but....

    "She would be really hot... if it were really her... after she puts on enough make-up that would make bozo the clown have a seizure... after the hours of digital airbrushing by some nerdy "imagary expert" that masturbated at least 1000 times to it.... after the professional photographers filters, lenses, and special lights... it's not the same person anymore...." i did some reverse engineering, and discovered this is what she looked like before:


Before Glamor Shots©

    "With all the lying, deception, child-like antics, moaning, complaining, wild mood swings, chemical imbalances, (attempted) controlling nature, vindictive, back-stabbing.... *cough*... sorry.... with all that aside... they are on the road.... the most dangerous fuckin place to be is on the road, and woman make it so... "







    About that time.. the doctor said, "You are a disturbed young man... here is a prescription and a number to a more serious professional".. after which he shut off the tape recorder and whispered in my ear so his secretary coudn't hear what he said... "you're right, but don't let it bother you too much... these pills will help... ... .... oh, and stay off the road as much as possible... i take the bus"... "thanks doc" i said, then left....

    Now i'm a happy man with some pills and a fresh perspective on how fucked up our society is... i have a meeting next week with him to talk about christianity....

- Ilene Ulick
  Drug Dealer, Sachz Inc.
 

Posted at 3:01 pm by Sachz
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Friday, January 14
mcdizznalds dawg

    With the onslaught of the new "g dawg homey slice bling nig" style that is obviously taking over our american culture, everyone is chaning their marketing to cater to this trend....



    Why is everyone all of a sudden wanting to be black?...

(Black) - (bl√Ęk) adj.

   Loud, obnoxious, self-indulgent, annoying. See also Cancer.

- Harry
  Owner, Sachz Inc.
 

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Thursday, January 13
man i'm so freakin jealous

    Wow, haven't posted in a while... the new FIOS optical internet connection is very slowly making its way across the country.... if you're unfamiliar - read here.... anyhow, as i was browsing through my usual forums, i came across a lucky bastard that had it installed recently...



    His computer is downloading at a speed of 14.26Mbps... (will be finished downloading 2.87 gigs in only 28 minutes and 8 seconds)... holy goose fuck... and he's only paying $50 a month for the service... but i'm sure, since it's verizon, they'll find a way to anally rape their customers with hidden charges and shitty tech support....

- Ed Boy
  Drooling on my computer, Sachz Inc.
 

Posted at 3:24 pm by Sachz
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Monday, December 20
Woking da dog.

Crazy asians.

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Sunday, December 19
The Trooth Has You...



- Rev. Al Sharpton
  Guy that wears shiny stuff, Sachz Inc.
 

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Monday, December 13
Oh Hellz Yeah Dawg!!

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!.... ...... ..... .... Ha Ha Ha!!



    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!................ Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!



    Anyone else notice that the kids pictured are white?... i thought tha bruvas r da ones rollin dat shit.... is every white person trying to be black?.. i don't think that i'm ready to drop my i.q. in half, forget how to speak english, drink grape soda, eat watermelons, wear my hat sideways, and live on food stamps....

    Oh, did i say: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! yet?!?

- Harry J. Sachz
  The guy that says "WHAT THE FUCK?!?", Sachz Inc.
 

Posted at 7:47 pm by Sachz
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Monday, December 6
Bazooka Sachz - December 6th

December



- Jack Tripper
  Gay Roommate, Sachz Inc.
 

Posted at 1:26 pm by Sachz
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Bazooka Dawg...

December



- Homer J. Simpson
  Needs to die already, Sachz Inc.
 

Posted at 12:58 pm by Sachz
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