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Wednesday, April 27
oh sniz to da nizzap fadizzle mizzle pizzle gajizzle



-Harry J. Sachz
  Tree Swinga, Sachz Inc.
 

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Monday, April 4
I grew a second vagina

    (wonder what the blogdrive will change the title to)... YES, it's another day!!.. Another day to waste on my fat ass doing work on my computer... spent so much god damn time on here, i think i'm going nuckin futs... if it wasn't for my boring ass college classes and the occasional drinking binges (and the massive casino winnings), i'd become a raging alcoholic / superhero... anyhow, i wanted to post my pretty new computers that i recently fucked with... lemme know what you think :)....



   
As you could probably tell, i wrapped my power cables with a blue mesh and threw some 4" blue cold cathodes to light up the work of art...



    Probably hard to tell, but the black case is the terrabyte server, and the silver is the 'gaming' pc...

    Anyhow, i'm a happy man, so no complaints about how fuckin stupid people are today... i'll wait until after tomorrow evening... until then :D

-Harry J. Sachz
  Happy Fucker, Sachz Inc.
 

Posted at 10:45 pm by Sachz
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Thursday, March 17
I got a raise!

    Since I've been fired from over 3 jobs in the past 2 weeks, I recently started robbing record stores to make my living... however, with the extra cash, I purchase stupid shit... for instance...


    You haven't lived until you see him dance to the tune of "B-I-N-G-O"... email me if you want an MP3 download of it...

- Harry J. Walken
  Lockpicker, Sachz Inc.
 

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Saturday, March 12
european pics by brutha man

    My buddy built a webpage (with little to zero experience) at www.aebous-cajun.com... the purpose behind it was showing everyone his photos of his travels to Italy, Germany, Switzerland, etc... I felt it would be a nice gesture if I were to rebuild it... so tell me what you think :)

It's located @ sachz.servebeer.com/matt

- Harry J. Sachz
  Internet Dude, Sachz Inc.
 

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Tuesday, March 8
I'm deeply touched, on a level I can't describe...

    From great writers such as Poe and Hemingway, the world has been transformed... They write of pain, fear, love, hurt, disgust, honor, and respect in ways that have changed people's lives forever... It's simply amazing that we have kept up a standard such as this with lyrics found in recent popular songs...

    I think I almost cried after listening to this song performed by Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot....

"Work It"

DJ, please pick up your phone
I'm on the request line


This is a Missy Elliott one-time exclusive (Come on)


Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]


If you got a big ***, let me search it
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]


I'd like to get to know ya so I could show ya
Put the p**** on ya like I told ya
Gimme all your numbers so I could phone ya
Your girl actin' stank then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or won't ya
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
See my hips and my tips, don't ya
See my a** and my lips, don't ya
Lost a few pounds and my waist for ya
This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah
Work it, I need a glass of water
Boy, oh, boy, it's good to know ya


Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]


If you got a big ***, let me search it
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]
(Come on)


If you a fly gal get your nails done
Get a pedicure, get your hair did
Boy, lift it up, let's make a toast-a
Let's get drunk, that's gon' bring us closer
Don't I look like a Halle Berry poster
See the Belvedere playin' tricks on ya
Girlfriend wanna be like me, never
You won't find a b**** that's even better
I make you hot as Las Vegas weather
Listen up close while I take it backwards
I'm not a prostitute, but I could give you what you want
I love your braids and your mouth full of floss
Love the way my a** go bum-bum-bum-bum
Keep your eyes on my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
And think you can handle this gadong-a-dong-dong
Take my thong off and my a** go vroom
Cut the lights off so you see what I could do


Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]


If you got a big ***, let me search it
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]
(Come on)


Boys, boys, all type of boys
Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys
Why-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai
Rock-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai
Girl, girl, get that cash
If it's 9 to 5 or shakin' your a**
Ain't no shame, ladies do your thang
Just make sure you ahead of the game
Just 'cause I got a lot of fame supa
Prince couldn't get me change my name papa
Kunta Kinte a slave again, no sir
Picture black sayin', "Oh, yes a master"
Picture Lil' Kim dating a pastor
Minute man and Big Red can out last ya
Who is the best, I don't have to ask ya
When I come out you won't even matter
Why you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
So you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
As the drummer boy go ba-rom-pop-pom-pom
Give you some-some-some of this Cinnabun


Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]


If you got a big ***, let me search it
And find out how hard I gotta work ya
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]
(Come on)


To my fellas
I like the way you work that
To my ladies
You sure know how to work that


    I'm gonna go get a tissue... and they say today's music doesn't say anything....

-Harry "Felony" Sachz
  Rap 'artist', Sachz Inc.
 

Posted at 12:17 pm by Sachz
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Saturday, February 12
Children are so Innocent

    As always, I enjoy hearing from our readers... when possible I like to put their responses on our site to show everyone... little 9 year old Katie has touched my heart in such a way, that I felt it necessary to put her comments up as today's post....


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    Here is the enclosed picture:


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    Isn't that the cutest thing you've every seen?.. see? that just touched my heart in ways that I can't explain... anyhow, I know that it's only Saturday night, but I'm going to start getting ready for church now... until I see you extra special people again!!

-Harry J. Sachz
  Pastor, Sachz Inc.

*UPDATE*

    When browsing though the Bible like I usually do on saturday nights (trying to avoid tempation like a good Christian man), I came across some hidden codes that struck me as interesting:

    Genesis 19:4 20th word is...
"Sex"
    Genesis 1:11 20th word is...
"with"
    Deuteronomy 23:13 17th word...
"a"
    Genesis 25:24 13th word...
"boys"
    Deuteronomy 23:13 18th word...
"hole"
    Genesis 21:12 25th word...
"is"
    Genesis 6:22 4th word...
"just"
    Genesis 4:7 6th word...
"right"

    Maybe it's nothing.. but I'll definately keep my eyes out for anything odd with my new found religion...
 

Posted at 4:52 pm by Sachz
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Hey KIDS!!! It's Lambert!!!

    Figured it was about time to post Page 2... don't want to keep all you SUPER DUPER KIDS in suspense.... Now you guys do your mommy and daddy proud now, and color in Lambert's Adventure to Church!!!


Click for Full Size Coloring Pages!!!


    My SUPER DUPER 5 year old better be fucking coloring right now... OR I'LL FUCKIN KILL HIM... YOU HEAR ME SCOTT!!!

    Don't forget to visit our pal Lambert's site with the link on the left!!!

-Harry J. Sachz
  Public Relations, Sachz Inc.
 

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Friday, February 11
Jesus & I Love You!!!

    This is for all those little (brainwashed) Lambuel fans out there!!! WOO HOOO!!! YOU GUYS ARE SUPER!!!!



    If you want to download this coloring book image to have your children color... click here to download it.... I had my SUPER 5 year old show me what skillzz he has, so i had him have a whack at it... tell me what you guys think!!!....



    And as always, don't forget to click the link on the left to visit our friend Lambuel's home on the web guys!!! THANKS A BUNCH!!! <3 <3 <3

JESUS AND I LOVE YOU!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ

- Harry J. Sachz
  Eternally Damned, Sachz Inc.
 

Posted at 7:32 pm by Sachz
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When worlds collide

    I call this masterpiece - "When Religion Fucks Ya"



-Harry "Siddhartha Gautama" Sachz
- Religious Sheep, Sachz Inc.
 

Posted at 5:06 pm by Sachz
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Thursday, February 3
Hong Kong Phooey!

    As with any fad, the same thing comes to mind.... "IS THIS FAD OVER YET?"... i know most of you are with me on this... i'll give you some examples:

The Macarena
Boom Boxes
Car window Garfields
Afros
Ska
"New" Swing Dancing, ie. Zoot Suit Riot
Gettin Jiggy
Pauly Shore
"NOT!"
"Talk to the hand!"
"Yo Mama"
"Psyche!"
"The Bomb"


    Just to name a few... I got curious so i looked up the proper term for this:"Wapanese","Ricer", and also be sure to check out www.anti-rice.com...



- Wang "Cornelius" Chung
  Kung Fu Instructor, Sachz Inc.
 

Posted at 6:58 pm by Sachz
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