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Tuesday, June 7
Sachz Commiez

    It's early in the morning.. i'm tired... my penis itc... nevermind, fixed that.... built a new page over at http://sachz.com... update your bookmarks... well, i guess you won't have to memorize any new links huh?...


 

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Saturday, June 4
GameNesBoy²

    got bored <-stop-> decided to put an nes inside a gameboy <-stop-> took some pictures <-stop-> scratched my nuts <-stop-> posted pics <-stop-> stop looking at me! <-stop-> stop <-stop->

    It's 230 in the morning, what the fuck do you people want from me?... no one fuckin reads this shit, so i'm gonna put xerox copies of my ass on here, just to show everyone my french flag tattoo... cuz if anyone deserves kissing my ass, it's the french...


picture of the old gameboy screen vs. the new gameboy screen



screen electronics



same shit, different picture


    I'll put more pictures up when i'm further along... not of the gameboy, but of a old grandma fuckin a pineapple... that'll get someone's attention... or ooh, i know... i'll jump on the bandwagon and just start watching reality shows, american idol, or csi: hot dog stand...

- Harry J. Sachz
  American Idol Runner Up


"Religion is a farse.. like chocolate cookies and Communism."
- Winston Churchill
 

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Tuesday, May 31
Gmail Invites Explosion...

If anyone wants a Gmail invite, i have over 100 to give away... post your email address, and i'll send you one...



-Harry J. Sachz   Owner, Sachz Inc.

 

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Wednesday, May 25
Millenium Falconed #1

    So there I was, watching the new Episode III *cough* in the theatres after I spent my hard earned money for legitamate, legal tickets; when i noticed Lando's Millenium Falcon landing in a docking station towards the beginning of the movie...









    I understand that it's not the easiest thing to spot with the picture, but its the best picture that i could find... i recommend spending another $80 or so, and get your ass in that 4 hour line to see the movie for the 8th time.... keep your eyes open this time!

-Cameron F. Diaz
  Ignorant Slut, Sachz Inc.

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Tuesday, May 24
adz0rz

    I'm sorry, this is just an awesome ad:


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-Harry J. Sachz
  Owner, Sachz Inc.
 

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ipizzod - drukmk and pississed

    Well.. i'm going to try to type this as well as i can.. i have a wicked ass sunburn, and i'm drinking heavily to attempt to ignore the pain... one of my side projects, aside the cell phone jammer, the altoids ipod, and the pocket nes; im trying to find all the songs that have been aired on ipod commercials... a simple task i thought, but apparently i'm inadequate in said department.... the ones that i have found:

    Walkie Talkie Man - Stereogram

    Caesars - Jerk It Out*

    Vertigo - U2

    Feature Cast - Channel Surfing

    The Vines - Ride*

    Ozomatli - Saturday Night

    Jet - Are You Going to Be My Girl*

    N.E.R.D - Rockstar

    Black Eyed Peas - Hey Mama*

    Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.*

    Daft Punk - Technologic*

    If anybody has these songs, hook me up... (all the * i have... if you want them, let me know)... oh, and if anyone knows where there's a list of the songs that were played on the old nes gameboy "Who Are You?" ads, let me know... those are kick ass... thanks :)

ed.   Black Cherry - Strict Machine

        Yaz - Situation*

Also, i'm keeping an eye out for Apache Indian - Boom Shaka Laka

-Harry J. Sachz
  Owner, Sachz Inc.
 

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Thursday, May 19
xobxages

    God I love xbmc...


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-Harry J. Sachz
  Editor, Sachz Inc.
 

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Sunday, May 8
California... knows how to party...

    ... that is "we know how to party, going 28 mph in the fast lane"... anyone that was thinking about moving to california, let me save you the trouble by stating a few facts... if afterwards, you still want to live here, then i wish you the best of luck in not shooting yourself in the head a few years from now...

#1). Traffic

    There has to be something that attracts people to live in california... it couldn't be the fact that we can't smoke anywhere but inside a self-contained plastic bag in the basements of our own homes... it couldn't be the great food that we receive from trendy places like Jamba Juice, Panda Express, or the billions of Starbucks... and it sure as fuck isn't the overcrowding...

    I went to an angels baseball game yesterday in Anaheim (which is now owned by Los Angeles - don't even fuckin get me started on that), < rap > and what does a nigga see?.. tree beeyon mutha fuckas starin at me... where we be goin?.. nowhere fast... betta be somewhere, or i pull out ma gat...< /rap >... man i could make a million off of that line alone with a base rhythm and some gold teef... where the fuck was i?....

    Oh right... fuck traffic.. check this shit out:



    ... and if you can't tell what you're looking at through the haze of dead butterflies and smeared bird shit on my window, here is a zazazoooooooomed in view of da pic yo:



#2). Trends

    People out here are so fuckin insecure, they will dedicate their lives trying to change what others think about them... if they're a guy, they drive a raised F-350, an H2, or some 'Fast 'n Furious' wannabe bullshit... if they're rich, they drive an Escalade, a Navigator, an Expedition / Excursion (same fuckin thing)... if they're a woman, they drive an SUV (nissan, lexus, honda, mercedes, etc.)... all this so they could 'fit in'... what ever happened to driving cuz it was fun, or being who you wanted to be?... not giving a fuck about what other people think and living for yourself is called originality... there is no such thing as originality out here, only "oh my god what is he doing?... i'm am sooooooo gonna do that too"... fuck people...

#3). The weather

    I understand why people initially want to come here, and that's for "the beautiful weather that we have here all year long"... well, let me save you the suspense.. there is no fuckin thing unless you live in san diego... and guess what?.. it rains, it gets windy and it gets cold there too!.. THE FUCK YOU SAY HARRY!!...

#4). There's so much to do!

    Having shit to do is relative... everyone i have ever met has complained that their hometown has nothing to do, and that they wanted to go somewhere else because "its more fun over there"... guess what you ignorant fucks... it's always more fun to visit somewhere than to live there... some of the most fun times that i have ever had in my entire life were due to the fact that there was nothing to do... that's when people get creative and entertain themselves in anyway possible... so let me be on the record by saying, "there's nothing to do where i live... there's nothing but ___ and ___ here, and it would only be cool if it were ____"... sound famliar at all?...

#5). You're close to the mountains and the beach

    That's correct, we are close... however, unless you're a beach or slope bunny, its a novelty that is experienced once in a blue moon... i have lived here for over 25 years in various southern californian cities, and i have been to the mountains, maybe, 5 times... and the beach, roughly the same... i think the reason is, if i go to the beach, i will turn blacker than night... i take alot of night classes, and i don't want to be counted absent... however, it's there, but unless you have a reason to go all the time, who gives a fuck about that its there? (other than using the fact for bragging rights)...

#6). Cost of Living

    There have only been only two places that i found more expensive to live in, other than California, and that's Hawaii and New York City... and if you even closely compare the three places, you were either dropped on the head alot when you were a baby or you did alot of drugs in your day... no other place (aside the afore mentioned) could you spend over $1200 on a 12ft x 12ft studio apartment in a shitty area and be HAPPY!.. what the fuck?!?.. my head is going to explode...!

#7). You have great wine (Napa, Sanoma)

    Yes.

#8). You are the technological capital

    I assume you're referring to Silicon Valley and the vast technology that's found in the Bay Area (San Francisco)... that is correct, but if you move here for that (other than a job related to said field), i think you should worry about getting out of your parents basement first... the first step is the hardest... Live Long and Prosper!... oh, let me know how Episode III is btw....

#9). Hot women

    Yes, that is a fact... we do have some hot women out here... BUT... we have our fair share of FUGLY fuckers too... in fact, i would put the ugly : hot ones in a 350:1 ratio.. (unless of course you're in san diego, where i would put it at a 45:1)... the hottest women that i have seen, in order:

    1). North Carolina - chappel hill... fuck man, you guys rock..

    2). Florida - Tampa Bay / Miami.... all i can say is "FUUUUUUUUCK"....

    3). California - San Diego... of course

Short answer: live in San Diego or don't waste your fuckin time...
.... and this has been a Community Service Advertisement from Sachz Inc.

-Harry J. Sachz

  Owner, Sachz Inc.
 

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Saturday, May 7
Noozgroopage

    Well.... it's been a while now, and i continually get questions about how the fuck do you use newsgroups... well, i put together a .nfo file explaining the basic how to's, so i can reference them to fjdkld nevermind.. read the fuckin thing if you have questions....

Right Click the image, and select 'save as'....



    ... and with any .nfo file, read it with Damn Nfo Viewer

-Harry J. Sachz
  Information Expert, Sachz Inc.
 

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Wednesday, April 27
Fashizzle



-Harry J. Sachz
  Salam A. Lakim
 

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